A Retardation

A group of two or more weebs is called a Retardation. they typically do not use deodorant and smell of death. avoid a Retardation at all costs.

Mark: oh no, its a buch of weebs!
Big Joey: that sir is a Retardation.
Mark: fuck off Joey

by TheHelpfulFlareon February 15, 2022

Metapyshical Retardation

Retardation is a term used to describe the spread of retardardation through communication. Popular in multiplayer FPS games, particularly in Counterstrike: Global Offensive.

"He spent 15 years playing online games. Now he has metapyshical retardation and cant function properly anymore!"

by Operation_Zer0 March 19, 2022

Extraphysical Retardation

A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".

That Full Monteirism dude has a raging case of extraphysical retardation.

by lnjwzqhi June 17, 2022

Peak Retardation

Just Peak Stupidity Retard Activities

What the Fuck? Im just Peak Retardation.

by Seras victoria August 21, 2024

Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

ex.2

"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

Gender retardation

For mostly liberal, non gender dysphoric people : Thinking 🤔 and believing 🤔 that there are more than 2 genders ( male vs female duality, not socionormative) and more than 2 orientations ( straight, lesbian/gay, not socionormative)

If we have too many people suffering from gender retardation ( which shouldn't be confused w gender dysphoria) we can't defeat China, Japan or South Korea in terms of their superior public education.

by Sexydimma December 3, 2025

Mental retardation fee

OK, so you subtracted for crime...

Hym Iam "But there's a mental retardation fee so you still owe me the money."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026