shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017

post-replying regret

when you post a cringe reply and instantly regret it

You : "I shouldn’t had made that post ..."
Your friend : "Don't worry, it's just post-replying regret, it's temporary"

by Naerin January 3, 2021

lane regret

When you switch lanes in a supermarket and end up taking longer

Bill swapped lane to a smaller one in tesco his line went faster he had lane regret

by Painy July 25, 2016

Regret

Regret (verb): to engage in consensual sexual behavior only to later slander and sue the other party out of embarrassment and/or the opportunity to profit.

Scottie Nell Hughes regretted former lover Charles Payne after her trainwreck-of-a-face ended her career and she tried to board the Fox News sexual assault train.

by Kralovrazda September 19, 2017

You're going to regret this

What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.

Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!

by an extremely depressed bandu October 29, 2022

Daim Bar Regret

You buy and eat this delicious confectionery, only to find that you will not be able to remove it from your teeth completely for the next two weeks unless you seek specialist help.

"Oh no, I have Daim Bar regret"

by Blankhandle1 November 5, 2022

perfume regret

Perfume regret refers to the lingering scent of a former lover’s perfume that brings back memories and emotions. It can cause flashbacks possibly leading to feelings of regret or longing for the past relationship. It shows the lasting impact of the past relationship and is often associated with the difficulty of moving on from it.

I know that dress is karma, perfume regret
You got me thinking bout when you were mine

by themal123 March 14, 2024