Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.

Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.

by Cotriangulation June 05, 2025

Regretment

When you resent and regret meeting a coworker.

I have a regretment about showing him how to do his job.

by TOPHAND March 01, 2024

Microwaveable Regret

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.

Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.

by Jummy12 July 31, 2021

shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 01, 2017

liquid regret

The point of no return. Casually idling through life. Seamlessly not giving a shit

Honey.. Can you pass the liquid regret?

by LaquidWegret October 23, 2020

Regret

My biggest regret was choosing you over my ex who has the heart and the money! You treated me same way gayness B did and you killed all my emotions. Four years I tried my best but I decided to let go.

Regret was not getting back to you in 2016!

by TheBlueLeo April 24, 2019

Regret

It's the feeling of something you wish had or hadden't happened.

Do you regret something?

by MineOwedWu's March 18, 2021