Ready lights on

Nipples poking through a chick's shirt. Back in the day, B-52 bombers carrying nuclear weapons had a process whereby they would flip some switches to arm their bombs. Above each switch was a raised bulb that would light up when the bombs were ready to explode if dropped. A bombardier would say "Ready lights on" as a way to let everyone else know that he was ready to do some damage. The expression then came to be a way for aircraft personnel to call attention to nipples showing up the way ready lights would.

I didn't think it was cold out today, but that chick has her ready lights on.

by Craig56 April 26, 2007

regaytionship

When two people of the same sex are just friends but their interactions indicate something more.. If casual gay sex were socially acceptable between two heterosexuals, they would probably engage in said act.

My roommate and I are going to just stay in tonight and watch The Notebook while spooning in our undies. It's a regaytionship, though.. I mean, he put his balls in my mouth once. It's not like I dug it.

by PhiloKid October 19, 2008

war ready

Ready for action and or competition for the subject at hand.

When Mike asked Jonny if he was ready for the upcoming basketball game Johnny said, "I'm one hundred percent war ready!"

by LarryHart March 24, 2016

Are you ready to jingle your bells

Something someone says around Christmas time when they wanna get freaky basically. Don’t say it though please. Also I didn’t come up with it leave me alone.

person: are you ready to jingle your bells
person 2: heck yea

by Definitionsarecool123 December 13, 2018

ready brek glow

The fuzzy, red outline surrounding the actors in a 20th generation porno film. So called because of the red glow around the little character in the Ready Brek TV commercial. See also porn fuzz

"That grumble flick you loaned me was shite. Everyone had ready brek glow, you could hardly see a thing."

by 7kev7 November 13, 2007

single and ready to fingle

you're single, you're horny,and you're looking for some action.

(i.e. "single and ready to mingle" so "single and ready to fingle")

tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"

by rastabro March 25, 2009

Cocked Locked and Ready to Rock

A loaded gun with ammunition or a round in the chamber of the weapon that is cocked and hammer locked (if single action) or ready to be fired by simply pulling the trigger.

Often a carry handgun with a loaded magazine that has been cocked locked and ready to rock. It is ready to fire. If a single action pistol the hammer has been cocked back and locked in place. Only the trigger must be depressed to fire the weapon.

by Steve2312002 January 25, 2009