rafer

n. a smack up side the head, a la rafer alston

v. to smack someone upside the head

1)-that guy is giving me lip
-give him a good ol' rafer

2) If you try to shove me out of bounds, i will rafer you

by el tall one May 9, 2009

Reefer Preacher

An incredibly annoying persona adopted by some hardcore stones, the Reefer Preacher is a person who spends an obsessive (even disturbing) amount of time vocalizing their support of marijuana and its benefits, whether or not it is called for in a given situation.

The Reefer Preacher is the sort-of person whose life is literally consumed with a misguided, self-aggrandizing efforts to force their idealized view of cannabis down everyone's throats- hence, they become "preachers" that spout long-winded "sermons" about marijuana at any opportunity.

It's essentially a ploy for them to make themselves feel more “important.” Despite growing support for marijuana legalization, they pretend that marijuana is still a social taboo that is increasingly oppressed, and use that as a platform to annoy the fuck out of everyone unfortunate enough to be nearby with long-winded speaches about how “marijuana is the greatest miracle of nature.”

Reefer Preacher: "Do you smoke?"

Passerby: "Oh... sometimes. I like to at parties every so often, but I don't do it all the time, because sometimes it just doesn't sit well with my body. But on occasion, sure, I like to have a puff or two."

Reefer Preacher: "Don't be ignorant! Marijuana can never, ever not sit well with your system! That's just the secret Illuminati conformist agenda having a placebo effect on your body with all of the anti-marijuana propaganda that they unleash onto air and radio-waves! Don't you know all of the benefits of cannabis?! It can be used for so much... It can cure cancer! It can end droughts! It can stop wars!"

(This goes on for roughly the next 20 minutes)

by TeddyStix February 2, 2015

Self Qualified Referee

Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.

Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!

by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009

referral

what an RA gives you for doing the cool, but illegal, stuff

A referral is what you get if you are caught partying in the dorm underage.

by Erick3 September 6, 2007

Refarted

a state of condition whereby an item seems to retain the odour of flatulence long after someone has done the deed.

Was <name of culprit> sitting here because this chair is refarted?

by Mr M0J0 Risin July 7, 2010

Refentse

We have won.

Refentse ke leina la motho.

by LEFIKASKODDA October 29, 2018

referentastic

All of the (not-so-surprising) fantastic things that a reference will say about a job applicant which is exactly why that person has them down as a reference.

"Did you check with Walter's references?"
"Yeah their comments were very referentastic."

by DBOTY February 26, 2009