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match rebate

The free dinners and gifts received from the dates obtained from online dating networks that in-turn negate your monthly enrollment fee with the network itself.

(Note: Usually females are the beneficiaries of a match rebate because it's customary for males to pay for the date.)
Ashley: So how was last night?
Megan: Good, I got a match rebate.
Ashley: Rebate? I thought they didn't give refunds?
Megan: They dont. I got a free $30 dinner from my date so my monthly membership has already paid for itself.
by lp1136 July 14, 2010
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Christmas Rehab

That time after New Years after you've put on 15 or 20 pounds from the holidays in which you plan to lose a large amount of weight, but only get around to losing at most half of that.
John: Well, now that the holidays are over, its time to check into Christmas Rehab.
Liz: Last year I didn't even make it to half of my planned weight, it took me all summer to work it off.
by Lightnrg December 26, 2010
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hoe-reba

When calling someone a hoe, then immediately wanting to take back what you've said so you make it into another word because you realizie the other person would be pissed being called a hoe.
Dude: Females stay on my jock.

Girl: Haha yeah right, you gotta be kidding me.

Dude: Shutup!! Hoe-reba....?

Girl: What'd you call me???

Dude: Nothin.. *awkward silence*
by Peetie AKA Rev January 5, 2012
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Al-Rehab

A shady shopping complex in Kuwait where half the stores sell vintage video game products for crazy cheap because the store clerks have no idea what they have.
Ali: “damn, I wanna buy a PS2 but they stopped production and are crazy expensive unopened.”

Abdullah: “I bet you could find one unopened for like 30KD at Al-Rehab.”
by Uset January 26, 2021
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gentleman's rebate

Once a year between January first and april 22nd any man can claim one act of filatio from a previous sex partner without penalty from a current sex partner. This only applies to oral sex and the female equivalent is a ladies rebate.
Having dated for 3 weeks i went to Lacey's place for a gentleman's rebate. Her husband was hesitant but since it was my legal right and I am a true gentleman we went full circle with an Eiffel tower.
by Brandonn S.87 October 7, 2019
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Divine Physiotherapy And Rehabilitation

The Best Rehabilitation In Bhubaneswar
‘’Divine Physiotherapy And Rehabilitation “is India’s first integrated rehabilitation centre, providing post-hospitalization care to patients suffering from critical neurological, cardiac and orthopaedic ailments also its famous for Dr Asimjit Swain’s chiropractic Adjustment , cupping Therapy , dry needling therapy and manual therapy
by Divine Physiotherapy and Rehab November 24, 2021
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yankish rebal

a yankee that spent most of their life in the south & has adopted a lot of rebal ways
Yankish rebals are awesome
by Parker Hicks April 8, 2005
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