Randy- proper noun- an entitled male with a laid back, nerdy charm capable of hypnotizing women into a total mindfuck. He will not commit to
one woman- he prefers to recycle them. He feels no shame in his
game. Randys are amazing lovers and dangerous, unassuming soul-sucking vampires.
"Your boyfriend is a total Randy."
"He's not a Randy! It only happened 5 times and he promised he'd
never cheat again. And no, he hasn't called me in days but he's a
sweetheart. He wants to marry me!"