Raccoon eyes

When you are dating a nut job and dark circles appear around the eyes.

Pete has raccoon eyes again, his girlfriend is taking him down for the count..

by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017

darth raccoon

An evil person or persons who have raccoons in the upper levels of the homes just for sympathy.

Tooky: Hey Joe. why are you so sad, did your harley polish run out?

Joe: Hell no look at my roof i got coons

Tooky: Oh man you hang in there Joe you're a good person things will work out.
Tooky to her father: God Joe is such a Darth Raccoon.

by Tooky's father November 18, 2009

Raccoon Job

A technique of blowjob with excessive usage of the giver's teeth.

Judging by the cuts on my phallus, I appear to have received a raccoon job from my drunken hookup.

by Frocket to the Poon November 2, 2010

Sneaky raccoon

A raccoon that watches people from bushes sneeky a what do u think he gets up to 😏😉 watch out you never know when he's watching !!!

The sneaky raccoon that lives outside my house

by Random raccoon August 21, 2013

Rabid Raccoon

A girl with two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth.

"Give a girl two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth. She will look like a raccoon with rabies(a.k.a. rabid raccoon)."

by Danthebossman1 October 16, 2008

reverse raccoon

When you put your trash in a neighbor's trash can instead of your own.

Because Racoons normally take garbage OUT of trash cans, so the act of putting trash IN a can is the reverse.

Gal: "No room, our trash can is full."

Dude: "No worries, I'll just reverse raccoon it."

by pchops October 24, 2011

raccoon titty

A state of having undead saggy breasts.

Has she got 2 sets of kneecaps?

No, she's got a bad case of raccoon titty.

by geezerdk January 8, 2012