A gay mens sport, where they must play with each other, chase each other, grab each other, make the most awkward positions, where tight short shorts, chase after balls which aint even round. It also takes up alot of TV, usually takes over The Simpsons, which makes rugby more gay!
by CA3B20A3G October 23, 2007
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Rugby is a real mans game, American football has more padding than 10 fat Americans in a bedshop. The French are dirty rugby players...and also really gay.
Rugby is a real mans game, American football has more padding than 10 fat Americans in a bedshop. The French are dirty rugby players...and also really gay.
by Marshall January 7, 2005
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Rugby, A sport for those who are to good for Football, be it american or soccer. Unknown to most people that say Rugby is Inferior to Football, they created football from rugby for those who dont want to mess up their hair. Rugby is a (like most of you already know) an all around sport requiring fitness in all areas. Some people enjoy the sport becasue of its contact. some dont enjoy it at all. everyones got their diff reasons for enjoying something, so fucking dont put down sports that you have no clue about. play the sport before you think anything about it becasue i can assure you youd like it. also whats wrong with a sport that can include all ages, all races, all genders, and all ablities including people with wheelchairs. theres nothing wrong with that now is there. no good. plus ya no ones gives you shit if you say you play rugby becasue you can kick the shit out of them and they know it.
by Otter12341 November 9, 2006
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Get the buck rugly mcfugly mug.Officially the best indoor sport...ever! Played on your knees with small teams, the aim...to get past the other team to the opposite end of the living room. Things can turn especially violent so you have to be a hard ass to play it. Lets just say the telly and breakable ornaments can sometimes get in the way.
"Hey, Jim, fancy a game of knee rugby?"
"No thanks, my spine still hasnt healed from the last time."
"Ted?"
"Neh, I woldn't be much use seeing as I can only see through one eye."
"No thanks, my spine still hasnt healed from the last time."
"Ted?"
"Neh, I woldn't be much use seeing as I can only see through one eye."
by Skid_Mark May 20, 2007
Get the Knee Rugby mug.Game in which 2 teams of 15 men spend 80 minutes grinding their faces into the floor oblivious to the fact a ball is even on the pitch. A game first depicted in cave paintings depicting cavemen grappling over the last moose skull. A sport adored by posh people who for some reason appreciate the sight of 30 men slowly moving around the pitch in a muddy heap for 80 minutes. Many rugby union players have faces sponsored by King Edward Potatoes and arses sponsored by Eton College. Any action which could be described as remotely athletic is rarely seen in Rugby Union.
When getting bored watching Rugby Union, entertain yourself by dreaming of a sport where they actually play rugby. See: Rugby League.
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