dumpster quif

A foul smelling vaginal explosion of gas commonly resulting from poor feminine hygiene. Similar to the odor of a dumpster on a hot August afternoon.

Dude, she dumpster quifed me while I was inside her!

by SuicideJimmyD2 May 29, 2019

Wetland Quim

A large pulsating moist vulva which has seen its best days

Have you heard about Barry's Wetland Quim?

by Darkdestroyer20 September 9, 2020

Quimby

A person who sucks farts out of dead chickens

by G.Meela January 4, 2003

Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager

Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!

by theQuimdoctor February 23, 2011

Quiefen

In the game scrabble, a Quiefen is a word invented by a player adding two letters to a 5 letter word in order to score mad points.

That's so not a word, I thought in the beginning of the game we agreed on no Quiefens

by moss420 June 16, 2011

quift

One who likes to smell other people's farts.

Jon was such a quift, he would take the elevator to the top floor, just so he could keep smelling Mike's lingering fart.

by Dayman107 August 21, 2013

quiff

A hairstyle that is a variation on the pompadour, with a flat top and a heap of fringe in front, held together with lots of gel. Elvis wore one. Usually accompanied by sideburns.

"I styled my hair in a quiff to look like Elvis, but I just looked ridiculous."

by Twigs_01 January 5, 2010