queef

It's when a pussy farts.

Randy passed by me in the hallway and he knocked my books out of my hands. I got really mad at him. So after school, I duct taped him to the lockers and queefed over his mouth, five times.

by [e-mail] June 23, 2011

queef

a vagina fart; a (deep) sound produced either when air is forced out of a wet vagina by the insertion of an erected penis, or when the excess of air is released from a wet vagina immediately after an erected penis retreats from such moist vacuum.

there is no better music than mavis' melodic queefs.

by queefoverbeef June 17, 2009

queef

an expulsion of air from the vagina after copulation, an instance of vaginal flatulence

There are ways to prevent an unwanted queef today.

by Light Joker September 1, 2007

queef

a wet vagina fart that doesnt smell, but sounds hysterical

Rob : Whats that smell? You fart?

Krystal : Nah i queefed.

Rob : O, well whats that smell.

Krystal : My vagina smells like stank fish.

by Spoimez June 26, 2009

queef

An audible expulsion of air from the vaginal canal not necessarily associated with sexual activity. Women who've not kept up on their Kegels can experience queefing after any activity that opens the vulva and canal. Standing on her head (in yoga) or doing bicycle kicks while lying down. In other words, anything that lifts her ass above the rest of her.

The bikram yoga class was interrupted by thunderous bursts of queefing when all the women stood up after standing on their heads

by cornwallisfritter January 6, 2010

queef

When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.

My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.

by Chris March 1, 2005

queef

queefing is a fart that comes out of your vagina it can happen during sex , but if you know how to queef then you can do it whenever. Only people with true talent can queef because you have to be able to use that muscle wants you can feel that muscle you just suck it and push out. It can be fun if you are good at it. There are 3 diferent kinds of queefing they are called oldschool which is the regular queef there are more complicated queefs called ripple and diharra. Dont do it while having your peroid because blood will go everywhere.

I just spent 10 hours queefing and it was really fun.

by kashakalaka yaqueefa February 8, 2007