National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

Quakemeister

Someone who, after the occurence of a minor earthquake, takes it upon themself to check every website, newspaper, and TV station, for news on the said earthquake and pass the info on to friends or anyone else who will listen for that matter, and perceives it as a major historical event.

Person 1: Hey, I think my house shook last night. Weird hey?
Persone 2: It totally did dude, I checked the news, google and radio it was a 2.1. No major injuries or damage were sustained.
Person 1: Cara, you're a total quakemeister.

by Cheryl Mc February 8, 2009

Quakeweight

Extra body weight put on in the long recovery period after the NZ earthquake.

"Andy, you've stacked on shit loads of lard recently, is that quakeweight mate?"

Andy: "Got no house, got no job. Watching my waistline is the least of my troubles"

by ThePork July 25, 2011

Quakebooking

the act of constantly updating your facebook status about aftershocks after an earthquake

stop Quakebooking we all felt it you retard! we dont need facebook to tell us!!

by thousymantis May 20, 2011

Quabeana

An action. Also known as a "beana". To quickly run your finger, or other objects, through someone's butt crack, while exclaiming "QUABEANA!". Not a sexual gesture.

Different variations include changing the location of the "beana" (I.E. Quabeana-ing someone in the kitchen might also be called a "Kitchen-beana!")

Or changing the beana'd body part (I.E. Running your finger through someone's cleavage may also be called a Boob-crack-beana!)

1. "I can't believe you Quabeana'd me while I bent down to tie my shoe!"

2. While at olive garden, my sister ran her breadstick along the waitress' crack and yelled, "WAITRESS-BEANA!"

by SRH July 12, 2012

Quaceadilla

when you don't know if your ace or queer, so therefor you become a quacadilla

Girl: for my whole life I never felt like I fit in my whole life but I feel comfortable telling you guys that I identify as a Quaceadilla

Boy: a what?

Girl: thank you for supporting me

by the no October 19, 2016

qaaferdafer

A person who is particularly rude

Person 1: "He was very qaaferdafer."

by Averybaby13 September 5, 2018