The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.
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having a homoerotic moment
those two hang out together all the time.
yeah, i think they are definitely packing each other's parachutes
yeah, i think they are definitely packing each other's parachutes
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When you stuff the base of a toilet with tissue paper to avoid an embarrasing splash and also to avoid taking the blame for the rancid smells as you leave. This is usually accompanied by very careful, stealthily release of ones flatulance. For added effect you can also shoot a disaproving look towards an engaged cubicle as you wash your hands (making sure fellow hand-washers see) to shift the blame onto an unsuspecting victim. This especially applies in a public bathroom and is typically actioned by women.
The bathroom in the shopping centre was packed, so to keep her dignity, Sarah let rip with a PARACHUTE POO, thus leaving everyone oblivious to the fact that it was her that just cut the cheese.
by DurtyDlox September 18, 2006
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(Named after the Marilyn Manson song Para noir, expressing his hatred toward a lot of women in general in this generation.)
(Named after the Marilyn Manson song Para noir, expressing his hatred toward a lot of women in general in this generation.)
Guy A: Damn, that woman is beautiful!
Guy B: Dude, you don't want her, shes a fucking para-noir bitch!
Guy A: Man, that sucks. they are all getting that way these days!
Guy B: Dude, you don't want her, shes a fucking para-noir bitch!
Guy A: Man, that sucks. they are all getting that way these days!
by metal_misanthrope1349 October 16, 2011
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