petty

someone who does something in an attempt to hurt another person but really just makes themself look like a fucking idiot

McKinley keeps subtweeting me, she's so damn petty

by Pettygal1234 July 22, 2017

tom petty and the heartbreakers

A great band, great songs

tom petty and the heartbreakers are the greatest band.

by king sam the great October 19, 2005

buttcheek pattycake

When you bump butts wit yo fave bish in bed. you lie sideways facing away from each other. induces laughter and intimacy synchronously.

i played buttcheek pattycake wit my bottom bish karla after a huge fight. we good now ;)

by pogipinoyboi August 20, 2013

patty cake with no hands

Patty cake with no hands refers to the act of shaking ones ass in such a way that the cheeks slap against each other creating a smacking sound.

"Patty cake, patty cake with no hands. Got me in this club making wedding plans."

"That was really stupid and lacking in taste Jason."

by OfficialWebster'sDictionary July 8, 2014

Permit Patty

A caucasian, middle aged woman who is often racist and overweight who calls the cops on young entrepreneurs.

I was gonna let my kid set up her lemonade stand, but y'all know how Permit Patty is.

by Twattlemuffin June 25, 2018

Pattycake

Slang for sex, currently exclusively used by people who still remember Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Roger: Pattycake! Pattycake! I don't believe it. Pattycake! Pattycake! That girl.
Maroon: Take comfort son, you're not the first man whose wife played pattycake on him

by WNV May 28, 2009

Petty

Someone who uses urban dictionary to insult people they hate

Dan
Definition:
A fucking bitch
Person seeing it: this dudes petty af

by Uhhpffb May 6, 2020