Pumpin' a grump

Act of taking a dump. Used when said act was particularly satisfying.

Ben: Damn, your house stinks!
Ryan: Yeah, I just finished pumpin' a grump.

by bneffer January 6, 2009

Pimping Max

A guy with a drinking problem, a Hummer, and a small penis.

That bitchnigga is a Pimping Max!

by JizzyJizz May 7, 2009

pumpin pie

Like in the movie American Pie. The BDSM version includes whipped cream.

Bobo, get your dick out of the pumpin pie!

by HumaneAnimal October 20, 2017

Pumpin Nuts

When a friend tells you they are gonna hang and you are expecting them to come through, but then they flake out every time.

John: Hey man I can't wait to see you guys at the party!

James: Hell yea man, I'll see you there!

*6 Hours Later*

James: Hey, where you at man!?

John: Sorry I couldn't make it, I got busy.

James: Aww, come on man, stop pumpin nuts!

by RonJerm May 20, 2023

Sick Pimping

Pretty obvious, it means you're pimping like a bause. You got that shit, the girls come easy, no problem, you got more than one, you are good at getting girls, etc

Friend: Whoa wait, were you just kissing Casey? I thought you were dating Jean? And I heard something about you and that other girl, wtf man?
You: Sick Pimping bro.

by LexHavoc October 24, 2010

Pulping

1) -verb
The act of inserting a diamond knob (such as those found inside showers) into one's own anus and twisting it around.

2) -adjective
Of, pertaining to, Pulp

Garrett was well known in the neighborhood as a sexual deviant who was fond of pulping himself.

by Furbag October 17, 2009

e pimping

hitting on bitches over the internet.

Walsh was epimping on myspace with obese middle aged men.

by Un Hump August 25, 2005