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what small asian teenagers say they are doing when they are having sex. condoms are often hidden in boxes of pokemon cards
Me: What did you do last night with Paul?
Small Asian Gril: Play pokemon
by tsnowdude55 March 13, 2007
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pokemon center

1. n. an establishment in the pokémon games where you can cure, trade, store and battle pokemon

2. n. the yuppie-esque store in NY that sells everything pokemon. also the name of their online store. would be pretty good if 95% of their inventory was IN STOCK. sadly, i'm not exaggerating when I say they have hardly anything available to buy. a poor excuse for a store.
1. wanna have sex at the pokemon center?
2. I tried to buy a pikachu keyring at pokemoncenter.com but it wasn't in stock. no matter, mewtwo pwns that cock sucking rodent
by Phil January 27, 2005
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Pokemon goo

When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon.
Kevin is that Mewtew??

Kevin: *pokemon goos self*
by Swaggyswoog July 28, 2016
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Pokemon Training

The necessary, and sometimes obsessive, method of bettering your Pokemon, namely leveling them up with the potential of their evolution. Pokemon training is essential for any trainer that wishes to defeat another trainer in battle. Some trainers find it necessary to train their Pokemon to the maximum level of 100 where their Pokemon (usually) destroy any other Pokemon they see, unless the opposing Pokemon is also level 100. Several aids in Pokemon training have been developed (i.e. Macho Brace) or discovered (i.e. Pokerus).

Pokemon training never seems to fatigue the Pokemon themselves (with the exception of their expected and regular decrease in HP and PP that can be instantly restored at a Pokemon Center), but rather fatigues the trainer/player. Obsessive training could result in, and not limited to: extreme drowsiness, missing of meals, constipation, late nights, frustration, irritability, and increased risk of illness.
Mom: Billy what's wrong? Are you on drugs?!
Billy: No, mom. I just had a long run of Pokemon training..."
by Pokedexter June 13, 2009
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Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea)

1. A Link Cable Transmitted Disease (LCTD) contracted by contact with an infected person, television set, computer, GameBoy, GameBoy Advance, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo DS, or Nintendo Wii, causing sore thumbs, headaches, the inability to forget anything related to this cash cow franchise, including but not limited to the names of all 493 pokemon, their stats, growth rates, locations and availability, habits, mating rituals, history, food chains, ecosystems, and origins.

2. Symptoms include: the inability to speak or think about anything unrelated to anything other than pokemon, and upon realization of the condition, a vain attempt to join in the conversations of others just to feel accepted after almost 10 years of knowing only pokemon as their god, and finally, a burning sensation caused whilst urinating.
person1:dude, did you see that episode of X-Play yesterday? Pokemon Diamond and Pearl totally got a 3/5!!
person2: lolzorz
chronic sufferer of Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea): did you know that there are now over 493 different species of--
person1 and person2 together: stkfu, we don't want your disease!
by aka_Pyro April 29, 2007
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Portland Pokemon

Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.

Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Man, I'd like to Portland Pokemon that hippie chick.
by Yuckfou February 11, 2005
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pokemon

a game that was really popular. Though it no longer is, the producers are probably STILL trying spend all that money. If fighting, stealing, and violence happened over this pokemon stuff, then it had to have been cool at a point....right?
a burger king cashier was beat up because a dude didn't get a pokemon toy.

A person was mugged and had $90 worth of pokemon cards stolen from him.

Besides, you can still make some good money from the original cards.

One more thing...There were some puns of the game, like pukemon, jokemon, and camelmon (a stupid show).
by wakalakalover45 March 29, 2005
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