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chicken-phucker

-noun
1. Used to describe someone who performs inter-species erotica on a chicken, and/or a rooster.
Mary: "John did you really have sex with your hen?"

John: "Yeah, what about it?"

Mary: "Wow, John. You're a real chicken-phucker."
by seamangina October 15, 2010
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prickermelon

adj.

an insult evoking the likeness to a watermelon made of penis. delicious perhaps for some, but generally thought of as spoiling a delicious summer treat

in conjuction with the term dicktree, the word can be used to describe a man and his son who are both very annoying or mean (this suggests that prickermelon is the natural fruit of a dicktree)
That prickermelon just cut me off!

That dicktree cut in line because his little prickermelon was whining about waiting!
by GroggyWanderer June 7, 2009
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puckered owl

A sexual act that is defined as when you pour lemon juice down a (ladies?) butt crack and it makes you go oww oww oww. (like an owl hooting) Generally only done during kicky sex.
Man, you should have heard her hooting when I gave her the puckered owl.
by giantdonkeydick January 3, 2016
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Phucker

The way to spell “fucker” when you have a Mexican cholo accent
Whats up phucker”
Let go hang out with some haynas phucker”
by IdkSupPhucker November 7, 2018
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Pucker Punch

When you punch your sexual partner in the butt hole during sex
Man Justin was so angry with Shannon he Pucker Punched her right in the butt hole
by HemiKortene April 3, 2019
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Puckering Butthole

A certain face made by A certain person that resembles a puckering Butthole.

When someone says open and a person opens and you see their mouth and you immediately think of a puckering butthole.
* Tells friend to open* *"Well that looks like a Puckering Butthole.
by ReedJohnson13 October 29, 2019
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Chicken Plucker method

when an individual is typing at a really slow speed or pace from a result of using only 1 finger, because they are either unfamiliar with a 'qwerty' keyboard or unable to use both hands because one hand may be otherwise occupied.
"sorry i cant type any quicker. i'm using the Chicken Plucker method!"
by LOZ2302 October 21, 2008
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