protenatious

composed of protien

tofu is hell protenatious

by asas July 16, 2003

Protein Shake

(Noun) A misnomer for a hook up. Or a girl coming over to have sexy time.

Come over and make me a Protein Shake.

by Pookey Tayshwan Rios August 5, 2008

protein

Another colloqualism formed by middle-class Gs in Perthian suburbia, protein supposedly means provincial support, but is mostly used as a sort self put-up.

"You so fat, you look like Kirstie Alley!"
"Ay ay ay, don't put me down man, man I got protein!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

Denature the protein

To bring a bitch to orgasm with salt, acid, heat, and agitation

Linda and i Denature the protein, that bitch was fat-free when i was done with her

by wafferthinmint October 25, 2016

Protein Postcard

To give a woman a cum shot accross her face before you leave.

As a momento for all the glorious times me and Helga spent together, I decided to leave her with a token of my esteam, a protein postcard

by macdad March 31, 2003

Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

by jesster79 August 19, 2016

protein social

A gathering of men (and optionally women) for partaking in the ingestion of semen. (Usually straight from the source)

Mark lined the men up like circus seals and swallowed every load. It was a real protein social up in that place.

by HacksawSJ February 4, 2010