Protest

A collection of Karens

Look at the size of that protest. The protest is really getting on my nerves. Imagine you are minding your own business and a protest shows up to grind their belief they are the almighty right when they are in the wrong themselves.

by Defdude March 2, 2024

Protesting Hillary

Male Masterbation

"Hey bro, can i get in the bathroom? I need to get to class"

"Can it wait 5 minutes? I'm protesting Hillary"

by Honeybadger1975 April 19, 2017

Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America. America is not the only country that has ever had a civil war, and the reason is usually who gets what, not some idealistic and lofty cause like abolition or human rights.

Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Piggyback protesters

A person who joins in the latest trend of anti establishment demonstrations, to show the world how “woke” they are. Can usually be found posting their outrage on social media straight after the mass media reports an indiscretion. Stating how they have supported this cause all their lives. Before quickly moving onto the next headline and abandoning the previous cause and even contradicted themselves.

They will moan about anything, piggyback protesters

by Aftermath COVID 19 June 9, 2020

Spanish Protest

To take a shit in someone else's tent.

HAHAHA I just took a Spanish Protest in your tent!

by Spanish Protester December 7, 2011

Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.

“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.

by cathchild June 18, 2022

Protest Crumpet

Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.

Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.

by Myersrum February 15, 2022