Why did I come up with the term professional scalper? Well only look at whose ox is being gored when you go to your therapist's office.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
Get the Professional scalper mug."Going Professional" is slang common in stoner circles where everyone sharing a bowl use their own lighters.
by danimal44 May 6, 2010
Get the Professional mug.The term professionalism originated from a business setting referring to the way a professional should conduct themselves. Behavior should be appropriate for the situation, usually mature and proper, attire should be business or business casual, and the person in general should be well kempt.
This term somehow trickled down into the colleges and universities and has taken on a whole new meaning due to its new non-professional environment.
Professionalism is a term is used by many professors who think that you are not worth their time or are lazy and tenured. Professors use this term for their own amusement or simply to watch their students gawk as they are blatantly insulted.
Its uses are, but not limited to, belittling a student or class, insulting students by suggesting they are too ____ , suggesting that students are asking stupid questions, the student is just wasting their time, or to simply usher the student out of their office with no other reason.
This term somehow trickled down into the colleges and universities and has taken on a whole new meaning due to its new non-professional environment.
Professionalism is a term is used by many professors who think that you are not worth their time or are lazy and tenured. Professors use this term for their own amusement or simply to watch their students gawk as they are blatantly insulted.
Its uses are, but not limited to, belittling a student or class, insulting students by suggesting they are too ____ , suggesting that students are asking stupid questions, the student is just wasting their time, or to simply usher the student out of their office with no other reason.
"Where is your professionalism! You don't know what you're talking about. Now get out of my office!" -Lazy professor
"I tried to ask him a question about the course but he yelled at me for wearing pajama pants. Saying it was a lack of professionalism or something and wouldn't answer my question." -General Student
"Oh I hate that professor.. I take good notes but I don't understand what he's talking about. He always makes me feel stupid when I try to ask a question- He just goes on and on about this professionalism crap and I don't ever get an answer to my question!" - General Student
"I tried to ask him a question about the course but he yelled at me for wearing pajama pants. Saying it was a lack of professionalism or something and wouldn't answer my question." -General Student
"Oh I hate that professor.. I take good notes but I don't understand what he's talking about. He always makes me feel stupid when I try to ask a question- He just goes on and on about this professionalism crap and I don't ever get an answer to my question!" - General Student
by AmericanStudent November 13, 2010
Get the Professionalism mug.One who indiscreetly and publically grabs female, or male, tits. Payment to the titty grabber can anything from an angry hand slap to a knee to the testicles. NOTE: The only case by which payment will not be painful is if the titty grabber is female and knows the titty grab-ee.
Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.
Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.
DUDE1: *Pained look on face; hunched over in pain*
DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?
DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.
DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!
DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?
DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.
DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!
by brocksamson696 April 16, 2008
Get the professional titty grabber mug.one who claims to be a professional at something, but has no actual reason to be claiming the title, is known as a porfessional. often artists found churning out large amounts of crap that they purport to be high quality, well thought out and professionally created art are porfessionals.
hey did you see the latest M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong flick? that guy had some talent for a minute, but now he's just putting out crap writing like any other porfessional.
by Calamity Brad May 18, 2011
Get the porfessional mug.A guy who swears that he likes you, but continues to deny it, flirt with other girls, or tell you to your face that he likes " so and so". These people tend to lie about it so much that they engage in passionate arguments with you about it.
by Mad As Hell March 19, 2003
Get the professional playa mug.A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.
Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
by Apemanjon September 5, 2008
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