The Pooter Askew (scientific name- AssCheese Pooderferous) is a rare species of human being, only one is known to exist in the entire world and resides in a small town commonly refered to as Tiverton. The Pooter has an attraction to all things ugly, including fat bitches, ugly bitches, ugly fat bitches or just bitches. It is believed that this attraction has stemmed from an evolutionary need to get whatever he can get and ride that ass like it's the commonly known species D-Shab. The call of the Pooter is a mix of low end and mid ranged tones played using a thumb and pointer finger on almost any stringed instrument, placed over unnecesary time signatures such as 68/42 (By use of time warp). Finally, the trait most identified with the Pooter Askew is his over all sissyness, infact it has become a way to identify someone who is too afraid to do something simple however naughty in nature.
by Malicous Melvin July 6, 2008
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- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!
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1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.
1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."
by Bird Dog December 11, 2006
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Get the Environmental Protection mug.A protective cup is an almost triangular piece of equiptment that boys wear over their balls to protect them. They are sometimes used in bondage for girls (or gay guys) to feel and stuff.
I was the target of an attack of these assholes in gym class. He took off his protective cup, gave me a stinkface and then made me wear his protective cup over my face. He taped it there and then he spanked me. The cup was over my mouth so i couldnt scream.
by Brown Nose Biatch May 17, 2007
Get the Protective Cup mug.A phrase friends shout at (A.) someone and their significant other or (B.) two people who belong together, usually really loudly and in an exceptionally embarrassing manner, reminding them to use condoms when they have sex (which is inevitable, or at least in the eyes of the person shouting it).
A.) When my boyfriend and I left together our friends shouted, "Use protection!" loud enough for anyone in a five mile radius to hear.
B.) When me and my best friend of the opposite sex left the party half the room screeched, "Use protection!"
B.) When me and my best friend of the opposite sex left the party half the room screeched, "Use protection!"
by Light Up Socks January 15, 2011
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