Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.
I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009
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NPC tweet: THAT's WHY HE IS NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!1
Normie tweet: Why does everyone who is offended have pronouns?
NPC tweet: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!!!!!!!! *outrage*
Normie tweet: Why does everyone who is offended have pronouns?
NPC tweet: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!!!!!!!! *outrage*
by Davester75 October 28, 2018
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Another in a long line of slang terms referencing male homosexuality.
The catenation of Proctologist and Astronaut.
The catenation of Proctologist and Astronaut.
Alas, the life of a proctonaut was not for him. You see, during a particularly energetic masturbation session, he launched a payload of his own manthrax directly into his open mouth. In retaliation, he immediately projectile vomited it right back at his crotch.
by -Awesome- February 14, 2006
Get the proctonaut mug.Fear of ass clowns. Sometimes referred to as Rectacoulrophobia. While there is no cure, there is help. And, where there's help, there's hope.
Steve-o has a really extreme case of Proctocoulrophobia. It's really taken over his life. He's shunned all his friends, and rarely leaves his house. He fears being just one step away from total ass clown devastation.
by Dick Gazzina May 25, 2007
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(Noun) the sate of a torn rectum; an asshole that has been ruptured, whether it be natural ex: a life-altering shit, or artificial ALMOST making it over that fence on a rainy day; the literal equivalent to "I'll tear you a new asshole"
(Noun) the sate of a torn rectum; an asshole that has been ruptured, whether it be natural ex: a life-altering shit, or artificial ALMOST making it over that fence on a rainy day; the literal equivalent to "I'll tear you a new asshole"
If you defy me, I will perform proctorhexis on you
Dude, he suffered a major case of proctorhexis, just look at the size of his bunghole!
Dude, he suffered a major case of proctorhexis, just look at the size of his bunghole!
by gotbored,wannamakeyoulaugh December 5, 2011
Get the Proctorhexis mug.A person who will stay by your side when no one is there for you. He is someone who would stop and drop everything just to make sure you are okay and he won't rest until he is able to put a smile on your face. He is someone who knows the value of people and will always treat you with respect. He deserves the world and no one should tell him otherwise.
by moon_10 November 25, 2021
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Lila Is also “the mom” of the group. She’ll always have a spare tums or aspirin when you most need it. And will always make sure you’re safe.
More than anything, she’s always down for a rant about your day, or she’ll help you make an important decision about boys/friends etc.
you can always count on Lila to be there for you. Lila is your bff forever
Lila Is also “the mom” of the group. She’ll always have a spare tums or aspirin when you most need it. And will always make sure you’re safe.
More than anything, she’s always down for a rant about your day, or she’ll help you make an important decision about boys/friends etc.
you can always count on Lila to be there for you. Lila is your bff forever
by BroccoliMagic December 27, 2019
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