Probation Officer

Eh, the man that watches you after you get out of the clink, see?

Man I wanna do some crime but my Probation Officer won’t let me. Womp womp.

by Coco11d7 December 10, 2023

Pemotion

The penile emotion every guy is used to have, whether he has a working dick to satisfy the emotion or not.

Damn you! Just when I started to have the pemotion remembering my gf, you started talking about your big slimy sister

by 0rch1d August 15, 2024

promoling

a slave whose job is to promote something

the graveyard promolings will not be getting fed today.

by bearfan52 April 23, 2025

Probation

When a person has excelled to standard of excellence in the art master baiting to a degree that is far beyond the average standard of excellence amongst the majority.

Paco's hard efforts and dedication have finally paid off, he's gone probation.

by Shage VanDyk July 26, 2025

Prompting

As a Verb, the act of instructing the Artificial Intelligent (AI ) tools verbally or by writing to build and run a specific code beased on ones explanation and detailed specification to return a specific output.

Don't bother Brandly.He has been busy of prompting for ten minutes now.He will get back to us when he has finished his task.

by TourageKnight October 6, 2025

Proportional Sovereignty

Proportional Sovereignty
noun
When you finally realize you are not the main character in other people’s emotional soap operas and stop trying to run the universe from your nervous system.
A chill, mature form of not giving a fuck — where you care deeply about your own stuff and absolutely refuse to carry anyone else’s psychic groceries.
The opposite of: • “Everyone must like me”
• “I must fix everyone”
• “Why is everyone so mad at me??”
Example:
“I made the weird art, posted it, and went to sleep. That’s proportional sovereignty.”
Also known as: emotional adulting, boundary wizardry, inner landlord energy.
Symptoms include:
Fewer arguments
Less explaining yourself
More naps
Saying “okay” and walking away
Peaceful face while chaos happens nearby
Warning: May cause sudden loss of interest in drama, guilt, and group chats.
Usage in the wild
“He didn’t clap back, didn’t spiral, just drank water and moved on. Proportional sovereignty.”
“She stopped managing her coworkers’ feelings and suddenly her skin cleared up. Proportional sovereignty.”
“That’s not arrogance, that’s proportional sovereignty, calm down.”

I made the weird art, posted it, and went to sleep. That’s proportional sovereignty.”

by Heymuse December 30, 2025

Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.

"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."

by thesearewords August 9, 2012