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Finding Christmas Present

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.
by laura3450 August 2, 2009
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A term often used by Minecraft youtubers at the beginning of their videos. The phrase climbed in popularity in late July 2020.
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by kastie1288thepro December 5, 2020
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pretentious

displaying a self-image of being "special", "intelligent", and "different". not content with being average, and striving to be the best at everything and grabbing all attention. speaking in cliches. having no humility or originality.
AF: Doubt, give reason to smile. Guilt hears false pretenses.
me: What!?
AF: The wind caressed my face.
me: Your pretentiousness makes me want to staple your mouth shut.
by ohohohohohoh April 19, 2009
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2 Percenter

A student at Texas A&M University who does not participate in traditions or participates only to a certain point.
Sitting during a football game, leaving early, not uncovering during yells, does not go to events such as Silver Taps and Muster, basically sits around in their dorm all day and does not get involved. A 2 percenter can do any one of these or sometimes all of them
by Redass2013 October 5, 2009
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Pretentious

Someone who throws the word around precariously as if somehow to be better than the other. A hypocrite, heavy flattery and an overbearing need to fit in with cliques.
James P. has called Mike M. pretentious while he himself acts upon the same precociousness.
by Boring Payne March 2, 2010
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Presentation of Mary Academy

There are so many words to describe this place. The food is expired, the school smells, hell, teachers punish you for no reason, garbage, unholy, worst school ever
Presentation of Mary Academy is not the place to be.
by CPT BEAGLE June 6, 2021
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five-percenter

the 5% are those with knowledge of self (the unignorant) who try to educate the ignorant 85%
while there is also the 10%, who have some knowledge of self, but use it to exploit the 85%
"yo son, let's go hustle that nigga"
"naw son, i ain't no 10 percenter, lets go educate that nigga"
"aw shit, you ain't nothin but a 5 percenter"
by theillgod April 25, 2005
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