grande prairie

a small redneck town in northern alberta where gollum is said to reside. a little too far from mordor, but close enough to be considered icky. spoiled brats and fat children are plentiful, along with crummy drunk adults. not a pleasant place to experience.

we have to go to grande prairie this weekend. I hope gollum isnt there to greet us. beware of the dog excrements around.

by sos sauce August 21, 2010

prairie carl

prairie dogging over a glass table while somebody watches from underneath.

my girlfriend wanted a cold carl so bad but i just kept prairie carling her until she couldnt wait any long.. then i released.

i love watching it come out then go back in.. intriguing!

by consumes mass pile December 18, 2008

Prairie Doggin'

ˈpre(ə)rē dôgin
verb -1- Holding in waste matter discharged from the bowels but a little brown turtle head kisses your undies.

Cath needed to shit so bad she was Prairie Doggin'.
When you bustin for a login & your ridin the brown toboggan.
Kissin' the Cloth.

by Andy Hobo February 1, 2009

Prairedoggin

When you are past the point of needing to deficate "ie- shart" and said defication is starting to protrude from your ass resembling a praire dog peeking from his burrow.

"Man where's the bathroom im prairedoggin!

by rocko3160 August 27, 2009

The Prairie Dog

The act of a person of lesser size (midget) climbing into the asshole of another individual, far enough so that only the head pokes through. Amateurs to this feat may use an actual prairie dog instead of another person. Thus, the receiving individual will be "prairie dogging".

"Dude! I so did The Prairie Dog on this tranny midget last night!"

The Prairie Dog was the midget's undoing as the woman's sphincter strangled him.

The prairie dog gasped for air as The Prairie Dog was forced upon him.

by Kreamy Whyte January 21, 2010

Prairiedog

1. a cute furry animal

2. that little bit of turd that sticks out and pops back in when your really gotta take a shit . . . pardon me . . . leave a shit.

1. Oh my god! Did you see that prariedog?

2. Oh my god! Did you smell that prariedog?

by Lucipher's right hand man October 22, 2004

walking the prairie dog

It's the awkward walk you do when you have to crap really badly and your prairie doging.

"dude whats the matter, you were speed walking with a really bad look on your face?"

"Just walking the prairie dog."

by winchester666 March 14, 2009