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lump-o-potamus

A manager who looks like a hippo, and is as usefull as a lump of dog shit.
Who is in charge of this cluster fuck? That would be that lump-o-potamus over there sir.
by EarlK August 27, 2010
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acrostic poem

An acrostic is a poem or other form of writing in which the first letter, syllable or word of each line, paragraph or other recurring feature in the text spells out a word or a message.
Acrostic poem of the name/word "Jim"
J-Joking
I-intriguing
M-millionaire
by Jimmy The Guy January 15, 2014
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Digimon vs. Pokemon

The most fiery rivalry between any two IPs of all time. Fans of each commonly bicker over which of the two is older, which has better dubs, which is darker, which has better games, which has better anime, etc.

This is a fact: Pokemon is older. Not siding one way or the other, but Pokemon came out in 1996; Digimon came out in 1997.

Other than that, it's totally subjective and pointless to argue about. Probably most people think that Digimon has better anime and Pokemon has better games, so they're about even.
Digimon vs. Pokemon in Action

Tim: Hey, man, I see you're watching some Pokemon.
Marsh: Don't even start, dude. It's not a-
Tim: I wasn't gonna say it! Jesus.
Marsh: Cause you know how you are, with-
Tim: It's fine, dude! Pokemon's cool. (walks away) If only.
by Knolman July 30, 2010
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anti-pokemon

A movement that started in 1998, shortly after Pokemon became a huge hit. Since the decline of the Pokemon fad (around 2001), most, if not all, Anti-Pokemon sites have either been removed or closed.
Anti-Pokemon died as the Pokemon fad died.
by hbdragon88 February 18, 2005
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pokemang

"Hey esé, I'm goin to play with my pokemang cards holmes"
by o rev May 5, 2008
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pote

short for Newport(cigarrettes)

Newports were first shortened to Ports, then said with an accent sounding like "Pote"
Hey man, you gotta pote?

I just smoked my last pote, i gotta go down to the gas station and buy some more mayne...
by one_blood December 17, 2006
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pokemon

pokemon

Originated from Japan, of course. Is a widely popular video game and card game, and also a long-running cartoon.

The cartoon has been airing for over a decade and is very predictable. Every episode is the same plot, or so it seems. Here is a breakdown.

-Show opens with Ash and his posse or varying members walking along, planning where they are going next or talking about an upcoming battle/competition.
-A new and mysterious pokemon appears, causing Ash to blow his load and prepare to battle and capture it.
-Cue the appearance of the pokemon's owner, usually a cute female trainer that Brock , Ash’s buddy, immediately falls for and is naturally rejected, probably cause she is freaked out by his lack of eyes.
-the team and the new female trainer friend continue on, by no coincidence they are usually headed to the same town/city as each other or entering the same competition. (Ash and this trainer inevitably end up being matched up against each other during this competition at some point, if this is the case. The episode is ended with this revelation in these cases.)
-Cue our first look at team Rocket, the main bumbling and inept rivals of the group. They are usually in the process of hatching a hair brain scheme to make money at this point. They then spot Ash and Co., who they refer to as “the twerps”, and their plan switches to a plan to catch Ash’s pikachu. (and the trainer friends pokemon, if it is a particularly rare or valuable one). Sometimes, the plan involves Team Rocket disguising themselves in some lame getups, that even an idiot could tell its them. But Ash and Co get fooled. EVERY. TIME.
-Cut to a pokemon center, where ash and co. are stuffing their gourds and then go to bed. If it’s the night before a big competition, you get a scene with Ash deep in thought first, with pikachu babbling incoherently.
-Cut to the next day, the group are either in some random field, or in a stadium preparing to battle. And here’s Team Rocket! They do their rather cool spiel then bring out some ridiculous contraption that they use to snatch pikachu and any other nearby pokemon, and then make their getaway. Ash is usually dumbfounded at first, then proceeds to give chase.
-You then see Team Rocket, who, for some unknown reason, have stopped to rest in the middle of a getaway. They usually use the line "the twerps will never find us here". Right. Little do they know, Ash has dispatched one of his flying pokemon and said pokemon has located TR and is watching them during their discussion. The pokemon hastily makes its return to Ash.
-We go back to team Rocket, who a re chillaxing, when all of a sudden, here’s Ash and company! Then we usually get a dumfounded reaction from T.R., wondering how they’ve been found. Normally, a small pokemon battle breaks out with Ash and Brock battling Team Rocket and their inept and usually shitty pokemon. During the battle Pikachu is freed in some fashion and returns to Ash.
-We then get Ash sicking pikachu on Team Rocket, usually with a thunderbolt. Team Rocket are sent blasting off with their “We’re blasting off again!” line.
-Then we have group celebrating their “victory”
-Finally, we go to a scene with the group and their female friend standing together. It’s usually sunset, and they are preparing to go their separate ways and doing the good-byes and good lucks to each other. We then see Ash and company walking from the back on heading for their next adventure.

Rinse, Lather, Repeat. Just get it outta here already! (or at least change it)
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kid 1 : Wow you got the new Mewtoo card! I'll give you 3 arcanines for it
kid 2: You kidding? Not a chance dude!
kid 1: awww....well hey Pokemon is about to come on TV wanna watch it?
kid 2: Fuck no....way too boring and predictable. Who wants to see Team Rocket get their asses handed to them again
by The Mad Hatter 55 April 21, 2009
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