Pussy pasta

Using marinara sauce or anouther form of pasta sauce as lube. Thus making pussy pasta.

EXAMPLE 1:
Stacy decided to finger herself using a jar of chunky Ragu, and made pussy pasta.
EXAMPLE 2:
Colin- I totally made pasta pussy and meatballs with Taylor last night.
Cal-You gave her the linguine weenie!

by Happy8 July 1, 2015

pasta

One of the most good, healthy, handy, inexpansive food ever.

John: Where are you from dude?
Pippo: Italy.
John: Go make some Pasta then.

by caxo February 12, 2007

texas pistachio wagon

n. slang for the testicular region, particularly when said region is struck violently.

He took one in the Texas Pistachio Wagon.

by gert April 17, 2006

Pistachios

The Single most addicting snack ever

they look like little green penuts but DO NOT BE FOOLED!

they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free...

Thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012

FUCK MAN I FUCKING ADDICTED TO THOSE DAMN PISTACHIOS!

by Troya! February 23, 2009

postal

verb. The act of going crazy
adj. Insane or irrational
adj. Bad tempered

verb. That guy went postal & owned a whole crew
adj. Watch ya back man that guy is postal

by .:[pOsTaL]:. July 14, 2003

Never feed the badders pasta

Never feed the badders pasta because then hoes will eat at yours And then mine. hoes

Joe: never feed the badders pasta
Hoe: wtaf

by Skrrrr98 August 5, 2019

Coastal Postal

While on vacation at the beach, hooking up with a random person, consisting of at least a blowjob.

Ivy got some Coastal Postal while at the beach.

by MountAiryXC October 15, 2010