Portuguese Tea Party

When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position and proceed to urinate in each others mouths

The Portuguese Tea Party was quite delightful last night!

by Sloppy Moe January 23, 2007

Portuguese Bow tie

When someone's throat is slit and the guy has sex with the open throat wound.

"Awww yeah i totally did the Portuguese Bow tie to your dad last night"

by dirty pants January 22, 2009

portuguese hot plate

The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose and runny.

Jenny is so down-to-earth, she let me give her a portuguese hot plate last night.

by Rick44554444 April 23, 2008

Portuguese Baloney Bag

When your having sex with a girl from behind and you stick your erect penis in her butthole and shove your balls in her vagina.

"You fit both nuts in there"

"Yeah Ralph, I gave her the 'ol Portuguese baloney bag"

by Carmine jca December 23, 2016

Portuguese Knife-Penis

When your pocket knife comes open in your pocket and stabs you in the groin while walking.

"Dude, how did you end up in the hospital?"
"Ah, it was the ol' Portuguese Knife-Penis again."

by MeatManJones January 25, 2021

Portuguese space blanket

Is when you shit on a sheet of tinfoil then get on all fours placing the shit covered tinfoil Infront of you face. Then a transexual fucks you in the ass while pulling the shit covered tinfoil up into your face.

Dude remember that one time you got a Portuguese space blanket in Las Vegas!

by Lovs2spooge:: November 29, 2021

hot portuguese brunch

the act of combining Portuguese Breakfast with hot lunch!

if you dont know what those 2 mean look them up

So would combinging hot breakfast with a portuguese breakfast make it Hot portuguese brunch?

by oujbhd May 19, 2008