poptart

a smutty girl that gets jizzed all over their faces.

Poptart has strawberry cream all over her face.

by Jessicasss December 12, 2008

poptart

the act of farting in your hand and shoving it in someone's face

Dude, last night cody fell asleep on the couch and i hit him with a poptart, he just about gagged.

by hendogmx October 19, 2009

poptart

racist

Poptart is such a racist

by ayevoidking.com January 21, 2021

poptart

a virgin

Jessica Simpson was a poptart til Nick fucked the shit outta her. Newly Weds

by butterball January 9, 2004

poptart

One piece bikini-like tank-tops that girls wear that snap in the crotch.

She wore a poptart for easy access.

by boneheadIII March 31, 2008

poptart

a word more absurd than fuck or bitch

yo tht nig iz a mutha fuckin poptart...

by Mihir Patel October 28, 2006

Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.

Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.

by Im cool like that April 25, 2009