pope shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious no.

question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?

answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

by godsavethecheese August 7, 2007

Pope-load

anything that can be counted with a large number. preferably related with the pope (any pope, at any time)

The pope's comments about Islam caused a pope-load of controvsey for him.

by boo-boo GL October 24, 2006

pope-napped

to obtain the pope against his will and run off with him in a sack.

dawg, you was pope-napped

by zenkid December 23, 2006

Pope's Snack

When the priest of a church jizzes in the holy water during the consecration.

"Dude I guzzled down the Pope's Snack last Sunday."

by Knowledge Database October 3, 2008

pope of dope

1) head of a drug cartel
2) Idiot who is a fanatic of consuming drugs

1) You don't want to get on the pope of dope's bad side, trust me...
2) He's sniffs so much cocaine he is a real pope of dope

by you need not know June 17, 2003

Pope Tommy

Divine Leader of the Catholic Church of Earth, Pope Tommy is the one almighty worshiper of the great Ryan Nana (creator of all that is good and holy). It is rumored that due to his prayers and sacrifices to the immortal Nana Pope Tommy has been gifted with a grand collection of powers and abilities such as teleportation and moonwalking abilities. The great Pope has amassed many followers who have devoted themselves to the religion and sworn themselves to the way of life... Despite this, the great Pope remains the only follower of Nana to be blessed with the gift of hearing his Godly voice. It is thought soon Pope Tommy will reach peek holy power and will ascend to a greater state of existence.

"All worship the great Pope Tommy"
"And come forth to me Pope Tommy"
"On the 7th Day Nana created Pope Tommy the one and true follower"

by Divine Worshiper of Pope Tommy March 26, 2021

Pope Benedict XVI

New pope, was in the Hitler Youth. Deserted from the German army.

A NAZI **AND** A COWARD!!

Basically a more extreme version of the old pope.

Pope Benedict XVI, welcome to power.

by poopoomoomoo May 9, 2005