poisoned

To be very hung over.

We started trading off Jager shots after Ricky showed up last night. I'm all poisoned like a son of a bitch today. I'm never drinking again!

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

Poisoning the waterhole!

(VERB) A Male with genital disease sticks his penis up a woman's private part and "poisons it"

Guy 1: "Oh I just had sex with that cute girl over there!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"

by HOTTIE689 December 28, 2012

bad pain poison

A generic term for anything that makes you sick

"Uhg my stomach. I think that lunch lady spiked my burger with bad pain poison"

by lee harvey oswald March 10, 2008

Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning

An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.

The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.

by Robjef622 May 8, 2017

Poisoned turd

Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed

James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter

Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd

by dr ben March 3, 2011

pansonism

a sacred religion involving larger people (who call themselves pansonists) and acts of eating greasy food and sacrificing cows to el panson, the god of gorging. Grease is the core of these acts. Other acts performed by pansonists are pouring grease on each other, and using it as lotion.

Yeah dude are you going to the pansonist meeting tonight. Grease yeah i dont want to miss outon the grease, and arent we sacrificing the cow tonight, Pansonism is great.

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

Poison

Only the most original band from the greatest era of music, 80's glam metal! They wore make-up during their performances only 7 years after Kiss did it. They were musical geniuses, borrowing licks from other bands in different genres and playing them louder, like they should have been played in the first place! Let's not forget Bret Michaels, only the most devoted, artistically enlightened frontman with the largest range ever heard by human ears. And his lyrics!? Who could forget such beautifully crafted rhymes, like:
"At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more"
and
"Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its, yeah, it does"
Poetic composition in the English language has never been the same.

Trent: "Why should I listen to Poison?

Barry: "Well, they are hands down the best band with a former vocalist currently starring in multiple reality TV shows."

by TheFlyingGopher June 9, 2010