A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.
I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.
by TROPICAL_THEORY September 27, 2022
by steveismylove June 03, 2022
The one friend that you or someone else always follows around, they're usually the ones that come up with the plans, handle alot of the problems, and are generally atleast slightly more extroverted than you.
"I can't think of anything to do, I'll ask Richard, he's the platonic top of this friendship so he's most likely got plans for us.
by Azeban September 13, 2020
by Pinostar November 09, 2017
Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat
“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”
by Beastsquadhomiemaster December 14, 2022
1. When you realise that feeling for somebody might just not be platonic.
2. When someone your interested keeps shutting you down.
2. When someone your interested keeps shutting you down.
by Ioskys April 18, 2023
Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.
by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021