plarping

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.

Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.

by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.

Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."

by daggit July 1, 2011

playing the flute

to offer one oral sex

olly lovesssss playing the flute

by Mark Taylors May 22, 2006

playing the role

Pretending to be something other than what you really are just to appear a certain way in front of others

That girl really wanted to kiss me at the party but didn't because she was playing the role.

by Flizza March 2, 2014

playing the slot

The art of Female Masturbation

I caught her in a tent playing the slot

by Budda September 9, 2004

playing scrabble

A "code" word used between guys to mean hooking up with a girl.

Guy 1: Hey, you down for working out at the gym tonight?

Guy2:Nah man, I'm playing scrabble with the girlfriend again.

Guy 1:Alright..

by scrabbleplayer69 February 27, 2010