pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.

pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"

by frickhorses September 2, 2014

Pigtail

During intercourse, a man spins on top of a female while still in her, (like a breakdancer) and there's a chance his member could get stuck and twisted like a pigtail.

I want to pigtail my girl because I am feelling athletic.

by Treflexswedisha August 12, 2015

Piestamp

Using your anus and pressing it against something or someone like a stamp

I'm going to piestamp your face.

by Ron Swanson 19 December 9, 2016

Pistalamoki

A shout or a expression of how good your sandwich tastes.

I'll get right to it! Okidoki pistalamoki!
Damn, that's a good sandwich! Yeah man, it's a pistalamoki

by Wortel January 8, 2017

pistastrophe

A pistastrophe is what happens when you run out or lose your delicious pistachio nuts. It is a true catastrophe! Dramatic yes, but does cause suffering!

Bro! I lost my brand new 5 pound bag of pistachio's I just bought! Its a pistastrophe!

by Sarasyo November 28, 2017

pistachiio

a pistachio but with an extra i

pistachio is splled pistachio, not pistachiio!

by wizard926e March 10, 2018

pegsta

A social studies teacher.

Im gonna go to the pegsta at lunch today.

by holason March 30, 2018