Canadian Photographer

When someone licks the sweat off the hair of another person's gouche.

Oooga and Smooga were talking on a rock in 10000 B.C.
"Smooga, you got dirt in your gouche," said Oooga.
"Could Oooga get it for me?" responded Smooga.
"Glad to help."
Little did Oooga and Smooga know that they had performed the first Canadian Photographer in history.

by Herm Plunkers July 8, 2006

Freelance Photographer

Unemployed. when one who states he/she has a place of employment or something to do for earning potential when in reality, do not have this but in fact merely half obscure business cards done up on ms publisher. These people are " freelance photographers ".

Girl: Hey, so what do you do?
Guy: i uh..you know, work on contract...sometimes theres work sometimes there isn't...i shoot um, photographs and develop them in my basement. I don't make much, but when i do it's alright.
Girl : so you're a freelance photographer?
Guy: yeah.
Girl: nvm, not my type.

by Ivan P February 28, 2008

mercenary photographer

noun. One who has stopped caring in kissing up to colleges and faking happiness to pretend that everything is alright. "Mercenary" suggests living life only for oneself; does not matter how one chooses to live, as it is their life. "Photographer" suggests living life as a freelance photographer, with freedom in personal happiness and capturing the little beauty left in the world to preserve it in art.

As a mercenary photographer, I live for myself and myself only.

by navimation November 13, 2006

ghost photographer

Think Ghost Writer, a Ghost Photographer helps young photographers, weekend photographers and celebrities turn their photographs into art.

The celebrity had printed a beautiful coffee table book of their own photographs with the help of a ghost photographer.
A young photographer breaking into the business could benefit from hiring a ghost photographer for their first shoots.
The ghost photographer actually came to one photo shoot posing as an assistant.

by Lea Lynette May 21, 2011

photographer

The story of the ghost who appears in a mirror when summoned has been told many times in countless variations. Children, following the directions provided in the version they heard, have been trying to contact Bloody Mary for at least 30 years now, perhaps for much longer than that. There's something about the story that makes it almost a tradition at slumber parties and summer camp, or basically anywhere a group of youngsters get together away from the watchful eyes of adults.

trains have been around for 300 years

by we May 26, 2004

Guerrilla Photography

An impromptu act of taking pictures of yourself and or friends with your phone using existing objects or people that you see as you are out, Usually for Social Network sharing.

Get in front of that Vespa, let me take your pic. this is awesome Guerrilla Photography

by Ghiakarl July 6, 2011

Photoshop Contest

A waste of time with no point to it whatsoever.

I joined the Photoshop Contest because I have nothing better to do with my life!

by LickMeNow February 9, 2003