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Phoenix Wright

To do a Phoenix Wright is to turn something around; mainly in an argument.
Me: So, did you have a go at him for stealing your girlfriend?
Callum: Yeah, but he "Phoenix Wright"ed me, and now I'm the bad guy.

Me: I was getting whinged at by my parents the other day, but I did a Phoenix Wright. As a result, they apologised and gave me a tenner.
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Phoenix Wright

The iconic defense attorney from the Japanese video game series ''Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney''. He's known for frequently and unnecessarily screaming ''Objection!''.
Judge: Good m-
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!
Judge: But I didn't even-
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!
Phoenix Wright by StrangeMagic March 17, 2013

Phoenix Riot Shield 

When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.
Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?

Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.

Bill - A cunning maneuver.

Phoenix SC 

A dude that posts cursed minecraft videos on youtube
Hey that dude phoenix SC posted a cursed minecraft video
Phoenix SC by jackpotsadgirl January 3, 2021

Phoenix, NY 

No, not Phoenix Arizona.

A small town in New York State that is full of potheads.

School consists of the kids in Honors courses getting all the inside information on what's going on along with anything ever need, while the rest of the kids don't matter. Don't you think I'm making this up either, I'm in these classes with a bunch of people who don't know anything outside of the books. You either have to be a genius or a jock to get noticed here. If you don't wear Nike socks and be loud and obnoxious, you're irrelevant. Unless you're a druggie, then those kids find you badass. Also, our only good sports are Wrestling, Cheerleading and SOMETIMES Track. Other then that, we suck dick.

Also a majority of the kids here think they're country. On Social Media their bios consist of things such as "fishin'" "huntin'" and "livin' country style," but really they're just wannabe hillbillies.

Most schools around us hate us, for various reasons. This is completely understandable, seeing as students here have no social graces whatsoever. A lot of these students are also seen as the perfect children to teachers, but outside of class they're dicks to everyone.

Oh? You're getting bullied? We don't believe you because the person who is bullying you is at the top of the class, and we can't ruin their reputation.

Basically, the town is just a bunch of white ass bitches who all act exactly the same.
Oh, you're from Phoenix, NY?

Are you a slut, pothead, jock or smartass?
Phoenix, NY by Idiotic mint June 30, 2016

Phoenix Wright

A game about a ...
OBJECTION!!
Huh i just won like PHOENIX WRIGHT

Phoenix Down 

Brings a party member back to life when their HP has reached zero. Usually used by your cheap characters to arise your higher level character.(Does not work on Aeris)
Damn! Clouds down... Cait Sith! Use a Phoenix Down on him!
Phoenix Down by Frank F. December 9, 2006