Pocket Ham

The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.

Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.

by SideBar November 21, 2019

slobber pocket

A Vagina.

Lori loves when Chris goes down on her Slobber Pocket

by CHRISTIAN LYZE December 6, 2013

she pocket

A term that creepy, creepy men use to refer to a woman's vagina. First recorded mention is an article by the creepy, creepy Wingman Magazine.

How many men have put their rocket into your she pocket?

by Captain Tudmoke October 25, 2015

Licorice Pocket

A creative word for an arsehole (asshole, butthole, bunghole, poo ring, ringer, ring hole, poo hole, anus etc).

"Shut up, you're being a pain in my licorice pocket."
"Just pushed out a big one, fuck my licorice pocket is sore"

by Crystal Ballwank July 9, 2016

foxy pocket

A place where you stash money away from your significant other.

We had a few extra bucks left over after the bills so I put it in my foxy pocket

by DawnFletch February 22, 2017

Mexican Spider Pocket

When a woman has shaved her pubes but, still has pubes in her vagina she has forgotten take care of. Then when she and a man get intimate the man's penis get trapped in her "web" of pubes thus, he is un-able to finish.

Dude did you her about Mitch and Amanda!? Apparently she had a Mexican Spider Pocket Mitch didn't know about.

by pole dinner July 5, 2011

Frog in his pocket

When someone uses the pronoun "we," but no one else actually wants to be included. Implies that the speaker must be referring to himself and the frog. Typically takes the form of the rhetorical question, "is there a frog in your pocket?"

Alternatively may be a mouse or other pocket-sized creature.

Billy said "we're going to clean up the apartment today," but it's all his mess. He must have a frog in his pocket.

Boyfriend: I've decided that we're going to go vegan.
Girlfriend: You got a frog in your pocket?

by monocledmoose January 24, 2022