The act of pleasuring one's self or another, by the use of hands. Similar to jacking off or fingering....only petting.
Benjamin took Jodie out to eat, bought her a couple glasses of wine, and then went home with her for some aggressive petting...one lucky ass dude.
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by iceburgZ January 1, 2010
Get the posting mug.“When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal. “ (Can be combined with the Kentucky Klondike Bar.)
by Squid1028 November 2, 2017
Get the the panamanian petting zoo mug.Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.
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Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess
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I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
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Dan: More for me I guess
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