penny arcade

The funniest gaming-based comic on the web. (Warning - deliciously unsafe for work!)

The guys over at Penny Arcade can really make with that funny!

by Sabrina July 31, 2003

leather penny

Butt-hole

"The girl was so friendly, I won't just eat her box, I'll lick her leather penny!"; "Pour the rum high to achieve the leather penny"

by brown paperbag February 13, 2009

penny pincher

Cheap, stingy person who rarely spend money.

Megan never goes to restaurants because she's such a penny pincher.

by VAKI5 July 7, 2005

Penny whore

A whore whose rate is a penny, but is often used loosely to mean any whore in the $0.0001 - $1.0000 range.

Last night I got 5 goes with Shuai for a cent-- man, what a penny whore!

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Lucky penny

A person you may or may not have previously known, whom you suddenly stumble upon a mutual attraction or flirtation with and decide you would like to keep around a while.

girl 1: So have you hooked up with Jeff yet?
girl 2: No, but he's definitely a lucky penny. I can't jump into that just yet.

by littlewanton September 13, 2011

Penny pitchers

One night a week or month when the bars (usually in college towns) charge a cover and then let patrons drink all the cheap beer they can. You have to get there early to get a pitcher or you're out of luck, they go fast.

"Hey are you going to Dill tonight?"
"Nah, I'm kinda broke, I'm headin to the Madhatter for penny pitchers!"

"Hey, I heard you coming in at 5am through the window, did you puke in the microwave...!?"
"Ohh maybe...I dunno..I went to penny pitchers..."

by lono1807 June 3, 2009

Penny call

When a person makes rapid-fire calls over and over to a someone's phone. Performed like Sheldon from the TV show, "Big Bang Theory" knocking on a door impatiently. "Penny!" knock, knock, knock. "Penny!" knock, knock, knock. "Penny!" knock, knock, knock.

I was in the shower and she "Penny called" me for 5 minutes!

by RocknRob61 December 29, 2009