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pencil neck 

A scrawney person with a thin neck. Not a show of machoness.
You pencil neck geek, my sister could kick your ass!
pencil neck by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Pencil Crayon 

A strange way of saying: colored pencil.
person 1 : ZOMFG! I COMPLETELY <3 your PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : wat??

person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!

person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?

person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : you weirdo...
Pencil Crayon by iDino-SAWR <3 October 28, 2009

Pencil Jew 

A person who picks up pencils from the floor or steals them from other people, usually his/her own friends.
G** damn it! That pencil jew in my class stole my fucking pencil again! I've lost 4 of them already!
Pencil Jew by ImaterroristAHH August 16, 2009

Pencil Tits 

Someone who's breasts are similar to that of a pencil. Pointy and shit. No one likes pencils.
Oh my god... my eye... it burns... I'm never going near your pencil tits again!!
Pencil Tits by Spencer/Ben April 9, 2005

pencil shreder 

when you are giveing a blow job the girl rubs your penis across he braces
ow you got a pencil shreder
pencil shreder by cardscub April 13, 2010

Pencil that shit in 

The act of drawing on your face/eyebrows to make others believe you have eyebrows/bigger lips

(kylie Jenner Challenge)
Greg:"Have you seen Brittney's face lately bruh?"
Jacob:"Yeah she needs to pencil that shit in, what a slut"
Brittney:"who you guys talking about"

Greg:"some slut"

boys:"laugh in her face"