stealth peeing

It is when a man sits down to pee. Where the piss hits the front bowl and makes as little noise as possible. It is when you go take a piss and don't want to wake anybody up, say abusive dad or wife. Also pee this way to avoid waking up a baby.

I came in so late last night, I didn't want to wake the wife, so I had to stealth peeing technique.

by JBCE August 28, 2007

Pekingese Head

A disparaging epithet used to describe a person whose hair is poufed-out and cascading on the sides while their face looks like it‘s been flattened by a two-by-four.

That poor thing definitely has a bad case of Pekingese Head.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

pelingas

Balls

I was hit in the pelingas when the baseball took a bad skip and hit me in the crotch .

by Gomezr123 May 29, 2016

Peaking The Cheeks

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you pull out and start grinding in between her ass cheeks. Then you cum and it lands on her back.

Fucking Brooklyn doggy style last night ended greatly when I finished by peaking the cheeks.

by Orange Jizz April 6, 2017

Puking Parrot

The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"

Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!

Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 18, 2017

Pezing

Ejaculating, as in pez dispensing.

I’m pezing!

by Ronnie “The Bear” Holstein November 24, 2018

peeing like a racehorse

When u drink so much that u are peeing as fast as a racehorse

Peeing like a racehorse-I’m going to be peeing like a raise horse after drinking so much.

by I’m helpful February 5, 2020