That shiny, crusty amalgam of sexual fluids that encrust the penis the morning after a night of hot, wet sex.
I woke this morning with a good worst shrimp peel. I headed straight to the shower.
Between her wet pussy and me slinging some heavy ropes last night, I woke to a thick shrimp peel.
I didn’t need to shower off my shrimp peel this morning. She gave me a morning hummer and that slob job took care of it.
Between her wet pussy and me slinging some heavy ropes last night, I woke to a thick shrimp peel.
I didn’t need to shower off my shrimp peel this morning. She gave me a morning hummer and that slob job took care of it.
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Get the pebbles mug.The effect left on a toilet bowl after a wind-assisted crap. Its usually the result of drinking too much or eating too spicy food.
You must be passing a soft type of stool to start with, then if you happen to break wind towards the end of the crap, the soft stool is seperated as its leaving your anus, into very small pieces (between the size of a pin-head and a garden pea I would say)with the wind your passing too.
The result is the aforementioned brown specs , adhere themselves to the toilet bowl and rim in a random pattern that resembles the style of finish found on many British buildings built between 1930 and 1970.
Pebbledashing is best carried out in other toilets rather than your own , unless of course you employ a house-maid/cleaner to clean your loo.
Pebbledashing at friends houses is a quick way to loose friends.
You must be passing a soft type of stool to start with, then if you happen to break wind towards the end of the crap, the soft stool is seperated as its leaving your anus, into very small pieces (between the size of a pin-head and a garden pea I would say)with the wind your passing too.
The result is the aforementioned brown specs , adhere themselves to the toilet bowl and rim in a random pattern that resembles the style of finish found on many British buildings built between 1930 and 1970.
Pebbledashing is best carried out in other toilets rather than your own , unless of course you employ a house-maid/cleaner to clean your loo.
Pebbledashing at friends houses is a quick way to loose friends.
My 3 favourite Pebbledash Locations.
1/ At work.Because some-one else is paid to clean the toilets,so I see it as job creation.
2/ In higher class hotels.I try to be in the room when the housekeeping staff come in.I like to watch chambermaids having to smile&look like they are enjoying their work,due to the high hotel prices,then see them go in the ensuite bathroom to spruce it up&change the towels.Their faces change when they see the heavily splattered toilet as they know they're going to be cleaning it! Its even better if there's a toilet brush provided but obviously not used, because that says:-
I'm proud of what I've done,its your job to clean the lavvy¬ the paying guests! I've found older maids are OK about it (they probably have husbands who do the same at home),but some of the younger ones really dislike cleaning the lavvy after I've just had a good "turn-out" in it.
3/ At home on a friday morning. Our cleaner comes in then,so to ensure she's doing her job,I like to give the toilet in the main bathroom a pebbledashing. If I'm not able to pebbledash,I wriggle my arse to the rear of the hole in the seat, lean forward slightly and release a huge crap all down the back and sides of the bowl. She never dissapoints though&when I return home at night, the whole house is immaculate and all the toilets are gleaming white porcelein, not a skid-mark or bit of pebbledash in sight
1/ At work.Because some-one else is paid to clean the toilets,so I see it as job creation.
2/ In higher class hotels.I try to be in the room when the housekeeping staff come in.I like to watch chambermaids having to smile&look like they are enjoying their work,due to the high hotel prices,then see them go in the ensuite bathroom to spruce it up&change the towels.Their faces change when they see the heavily splattered toilet as they know they're going to be cleaning it! Its even better if there's a toilet brush provided but obviously not used, because that says:-
I'm proud of what I've done,its your job to clean the lavvy¬ the paying guests! I've found older maids are OK about it (they probably have husbands who do the same at home),but some of the younger ones really dislike cleaning the lavvy after I've just had a good "turn-out" in it.
3/ At home on a friday morning. Our cleaner comes in then,so to ensure she's doing her job,I like to give the toilet in the main bathroom a pebbledashing. If I'm not able to pebbledash,I wriggle my arse to the rear of the hole in the seat, lean forward slightly and release a huge crap all down the back and sides of the bowl. She never dissapoints though&when I return home at night, the whole house is immaculate and all the toilets are gleaming white porcelein, not a skid-mark or bit of pebbledash in sight
by 3_5hits_A_Day July 17, 2010
Get the PEBBLEDASH mug.1.) What you do when your car/getaway ride is slowed, stopped, or parked, and you need to get out of the area quickly. Accelerate the vehicle, causing the tires to squeal. This is 'to peel out'
2.) What you yell, either in a joking or serious manner, when you want to leave the area in your vehicle quickly
3.) Any situation in which the above is performed
2.) What you yell, either in a joking or serious manner, when you want to leave the area in your vehicle quickly
3.) Any situation in which the above is performed
1.) "Dude, we robbed the bank and then peeled out!"
2.) "Shit, here comes my ex! PEEL OUT!"
3.) "Dude, we robbed the bank and then my ex comes out of the Robek's across the street! It was a total peel out."
2.) "Shit, here comes my ex! PEEL OUT!"
3.) "Dude, we robbed the bank and then my ex comes out of the Robek's across the street! It was a total peel out."
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Get the peeler mug.Essentially the effect given to the inside of the toilet bowl right after getting the beer-shits, thus resembling the outside facade of certain british pre 1970's council homes, where small stone pieces are spread over the outside wall giving a textured effect.
Tarquin: 'I wouldnt go into the bog for a good half an hour mate'
Walter: 'Whys that then'?
Tarquin: 'I Just unloaded the beer shits and pebble dashed the bog'
Walter: 'Whys that then'?
Tarquin: 'I Just unloaded the beer shits and pebble dashed the bog'
by Verbal_Kunt May 10, 2005
Get the pebbledashing mug.2 or more pedellos are hired from a beach.. all of them pedal out "in search of a continent (africa)".. last one to turn back wins.. just like the normal game of chicken.. just you end up in shipping lanes or shit
Those 2 guys in Ayia Napa last year that got rescued from major shipping lane that played Pedello Chicken
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