by dragraceranddrifter August 23, 2023

a group of people who, under the direction from his majesty Jason Bourne, rid this world of the filth known as thots
thot: lets bang
guy: * takes out phone and dials 119
guy: i have thot here
*thot patrol comes in through the roof and windows and blow aformentioned
guy: * takes out phone and dials 119
guy: i have thot here
*thot patrol comes in through the roof and windows and blow aformentioned
by yyeeeetttttt April 4, 2018

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.
Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"
by lz da prince June 6, 2009

The act of getting over a thousand beautiful bitches, it is performed by finding your friends in the club and saying Bitch Patrol
by ALan1232324 November 24, 2010

by Thomas Coughlan July 20, 2007

A price of crap cheaply made underpowered weak drivetrain pretend 4X4 that is no match for the almighty king of the road "Toyota Landcruiser"
by Ohwhatafeeling February 25, 2014

Sara- "Dude did you see the comet?!"
Jaimee- " Ya!"
Ben- " No."
Sara and Jaimee- " IT WAS SO COOL PATROL!"
Jaimee- " Ya!"
Ben- " No."
Sara and Jaimee- " IT WAS SO COOL PATROL!"
by Professor Mallorey February 26, 2009
