Patrick is usually fucking dumb-ass. And can't hold a goddamn pencil without flinging it like ape shit. He is the kind of guy to make jokes about AIDS then not know what AIDS is. Also the type of of guy to say whales are for girls, and other nonsensical sentences. He may be that one guy who is so homophobic he might as well be sucking my non-existing-pee-pee. Patrick is also very extremely racist and will jump at any opportunity to be an asshole to anyone who isn't a white cis american christian male.
"Patrick makes me want to sacrifice someone to Satan, namely him."
"I know dude I want to defenestrate someone because of him!"
"I know dude I want to defenestrate someone because of him!"
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"Patrick, your such a pervert."
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