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by snickerdoodlerlka October 12, 2011
Get the Parker Higgins mug.Someone who may had become totally broke, jobless and starving but still remains eclectic with food and obsessed with gourmet (parmesan / caviar / salmon / champagne etc.) which eventually is the only thing you'll surely find in her/his almost empty fridge.
- Laura is totally broke and jobless but she's still spending on bullshit! Yesterday she spent her last money on parmesan!
- Gotcha, she's parmesan poor...
- Gotcha, she's parmesan poor...
by Achilles M. Peklaris July 25, 2012
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by Yoloswagmaster11199900044466 December 16, 2013
Get the parker drake mug.Distress or uneasiness of mind occurring when determining how much fresh Parmesan cheese the wait-staff can grind for your dish.
I would have gladly had the waitress grind that brick of Parmesan 'til her arm fell off, but my Parmesanxiety got the best of me ,and I said "when" after only a couple seconds.
by Spokane Spartan November 21, 2015
Get the Parmesanxiety mug.The perfect boyfriend. They'll act socially awkward when you first meet, but is a great guy once you get to know them. Probably plays guitar. They'll listen to all your problems and is a great friend. If you're lucky enough to be dating one, they'll feel like both a boyfriend and a bro. Probably likes that one thicc girl who's their best friend's childhood friend. They like social interaction but they're also complete loners. They're usually attracted to short brunettes with self-confidence issues. Parkers will love and care for you. They usually don't make the first move for fear of rejection. Will text back within 0.02 seconds if they're not currently occupied. A bit clingy, but in a cute way. But when a Parker falls in love, they fall HARD. Never let a Parker go. You'll never get this lucky again in your entire life.
Girl 1: So I heard that you were dating a really nice guy. He totally sounds like a Parker!
Girl 2: OMG how did you know?!?!?
Girl 2: OMG how did you know?!?!?
by Noivern67 June 5, 2018
Get the Parker mug.A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.
by OhNahBruh June 17, 2018
Get the Palmer Johnson mug.Named after the time honored tradition in parker county Texas of deep frying the recently circumcised fore skin of a new born in combination with the 5 secret herbs and spices commonly found in parker county cuisine...
...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
*Read in Parker county accent* You take yer foreskins and throw'em in yer deep fryers?
“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”
“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”
Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”
“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"
“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”
“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”
Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”
“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"
by baby belly buttons November 12, 2018
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