Parathon Corporation

a corporation run by several 14 year olds.
they think they will get far...
but they won't

Parathon Corporation, the geekiest corporation run by several runescape and halo nerds, goes down the drain!!(finally)

by their last head of marketing August 10, 2008

Parachutes

Coldplay's first album, simply their best, with good songs like "don't panic", "yellow", and "high speed". Will help sooth the mind

Dude 1- Man I need to chill know any good album that will help me?

Dude 2- Ya, Coldplay's Parachutes album.

by Bones1234 June 29, 2010

Paraphenaliast

An enthusiast or specialist with the invention of devices most efficient for the consumption and enjoyment of one's poison of choice. Also known as a person who invents and creates tools to use for your drug of choice.

They are called Paraphenaliasts.

by sexy_mica January 26, 2011

Parahawking

A sport based on paragliding where the paraglider follows a hawk, using the bird to find helpful thermals to help prolong the flight

Hey Jimmy, I went parahawking last weekend, it was awesome!

by JB42 December 27, 2011

Meat Parakeet

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.

"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

A secret society, similar (but not related to) the Freemasons. Founded by Richmond M M Swigberry-Smythe II Esq in 1915, this society spread rom a select few English nobility to several different cultures across the world. The Order is now non-denominational, and promotes open-mindedness, practise of the arts, and the wearing of ridiculous clothes. The Order is known for wearing fez (one well-known former member is the famous British magician/comedian Tommy Cooper), one of its most prestigious awards is the Glass Fez of Swigberry Smythe.

by Thelonius Groinberg September 16, 2003

Parachuting

Parachuting: When you're on a night out in a strange city without accommodation, and you endeavour to find somewhere to spend the night. Not necessarily "pulling" - for example, ending up at a house party and crashing on the sofa, sleeping on the floor of a hostel etc could be classed as "parachuting".

"Mate, which hotel did you book again?"
"I was thinking we could just do a bit of parachuting instead"

by SleeperCellious August 10, 2019