Claiming palin

The act of claiming victimhood after contributing to a problem and being called out for your participation.

He disrupted the class and wasted our time and now is claiming palin and expecting sympathy and support from us.

by RustyCannon January 13, 2011

Pullin' a Palin

Quitting after realizing you can't withstand basic criticisms and complications of the job you have.

1. "I hear Dave was Pullin' a Palin at his new job after his boss yelled at him for being late all week."

2. "Sarah Palin was facing numerous ethics probes and public insults. Since she doesn't have the fortitude or commitment to fulfill her post as a state governor under such common scrutinizing, she announced the other day that she was Pullin' a Palin. It's a good thing she wasn't the Vice President at the time."

by RetardTrig July 12, 2009

Palin Jr.

Bristol Palin, whose only claim to fame is getting knocked up and hypocritically preaching abstinence after the fact. Contrary to popular belief, she's not an "activist" at all and keeping her in a dance competition she should've been eliminated from long ago is not going to grant her mother the presidency in 2012.

Is Palin Jr. still on "Dancing With the Stars"?

by pnnyln October 27, 2010

Palin moment

Much the same as a blonde moment or brain fart,any momentary slip of the mind;misspelling or mispronouncing words,blanking out when asked a question,forgetting the directions to the local gas station where you've been buying gas for 20 years,calling a co-worker Bob when their name is George,and so on.A Palin moment is the new blonde moment,though you don't have to be blonde(or a Republican)to have a Palin moment.

"Did you see that contestant on Jeapordy blank out when trying to answer?That was a real Palin moment!"

"I misspelled some words in my post,guess I had a Palin moment."

"I either had a brain fart or a Palin moment."

by soh21274 January 12, 2010

Bristol Palin

To be underage and pregnant. Especially if your parents are a part of the Religious Right

I think Becky and I are going to go all the way tonight.

Use a rubber dude, You don't want to Bristol Palin her.

by Somethingcatchy October 20, 2008

Bristol Palin

The daughter of the homophobic republican Sarah palin. Shes a stupid whore who got pregnant and tells teenagers to be abstinent. shes a hypocrite and also a homophobe like her dumbass mother. Shes a horrible dancer who won 3rd place on Dancing with the stars because all the republicans and the tea party fucked up the votes. Shes also fat bitch!

I wish Bristol palin would get shot!

by MJlover20 December 10, 2010

Pulling a Palin

Being a quitter. Someone who resigns before their political term is done.

The CEO of the bank was going to be fired so instead he was pulling a Palin and just quit.

by moonshine468 September 11, 2009