Pussy off the pavement

When a girl is being lazy and not contributing to making the night epic.

Can also be used to motivate slackers on the football team

“Tara! Stop staring at your phone and get your pussy off the pavement! Time for some Jell-O shots”

“Joey you call those ladders!? Get your pussy off the pavement son”

by Manjaloo May 7, 2021

Chasing pavements

This term originates from Devon, England and was first coined in the late 1960's on the children's television programme "HOW". It refers to the dance performed by sparrows when they hop from paving slab to paving slab in search of seeds or other food.

Them sparrows be chasing pavements, them be !

by Mister Big Wise Owl February 8, 2009

Preemptive Text

n. A text sent to a friend whom you are about to visit, alerting them prior to your arrival.

Phil - "Hey guys, we're about to go to Joe's house."
Zeek - "Does Joe know this, or are we just going to show up?"
Phil - "Yeah he knows. I sent him a preemptive text."

Jason - "Wanna' go to Steve's?"
Ralph - "Sure, but let him know or he won't answer the door."
Jason - "One preemptive text, coming up!"

by Stickboy142 August 16, 2011

chasing pavements

Slang term used for the act of specifically searching for a partner with whom to engage in either rimming, frosting or other scat related activities. The term 'pavements' is used as a euphamism for buttocks.

I'm going out chasing pavements tonight, I need me some of that hot ass fudge! hmmmmmmmmmmmm

by The Pounder January 29, 2008

Chasing pavements

Game played by teenagers in urban UK. One player spots dog feces. Players stand at an equal distance from the feces and mastrubate. Upon ejaculation, they aim at the feces. The one that shoots the furthest is the loser and has to put the feces in his mouth.

The guys were chasing pavements...

by Don pb March 27, 2009

pavemented

Definate, not going to change your mind ever

My Mom is pavemented about the party; I'm not gonna get to go.

I am pavemented about this, no ones gonna stop me from bungee jumping.

by LadyMizra April 22, 2009

Pajemos

a "emo" person who wears pajamas all day in public places and think they are cool for doing so. most pajemos are fat and or ugly and hang around other emo kids or pajemos kids.

why the fuck do those assholes think its ok to dress/act like that, they will never get layed. the world would be better without pajemos

by Gnar Sasquatch July 10, 2010