Crystal Monkey palace

A place where people wear a lot of shiny shit, but are dumber than a box of rocks. A small office space full of officers that don't know thier ass from a hole in the ground.

While at Marine Corps Detachment, Aberdeen Proving Grounds, I stopped by the Crystal Monkey Palace to see what kind of crazy bullshit they had planned next.

Dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the Crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.

by Jose Osorio November 26, 2003

The Palace Hotel

The best bar in all of Canada, has the best staff in the entire country. No cover and $3.00 beers!!! Ain't no party like a Palace party!!!!

Lets go check out The Palace Hotel Downtown Nanaimo!!! I hear its the best Bar in Canada!!!!

by mit kasney December 7, 2010

Pussy Palace

The site of a party that involves mostly LGBTQ women; the home of a group of lesbians; a place to celebrate being LGBTQ with pride!

I had a great time at the Pussy Palace last night with the girls.

I'm going to celebrate Pride this year at the Pussy Palace, fuck yeah!

by majorlez October 10, 2014

crystal palace

To crystal palace means to relax and go with the flow. Dont worry about it and it will happen on its own.

Steve: "Dude how long should I put the bread in the toster?"
Mark: "you gotta let it crystal palace."

by rallyprox April 7, 2005

Trash Palace

A Trash Palace is a really huge, expensive, secluded and very secure dwelling, where trashy celebrities reside.

Yo Dude! Did u see Brittney Spears being hauled away from her trash palace on CNN ?

by Erazer February 25, 2009

scarlet palace

Place of ill repute

If walls could talk the scarlet palace would divulge volumes.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Porcelain Palace

Another term for the royal throne or the Kohler Krapper

Where Tom?? he's polishing the scepter the Royal Throne,,the what?? You know the Porcelain Palace?? Ohhhh thanks!!

by Davie Dee March 27, 2011