preston

hes a personian who schools

preston likefood

by chicfi October 25, 2019

Preston

preston is a gay twink that is a little bitch but everyone loves him. He tends to be a anger monster when he's not getting attention but that makes him likable. He has too many anime husbands to count.

me: b
Preston:no stop
me:bo

Preston:PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY
me:boo
Preston: AHAHHDJNGNSIDKFJJSJCJCJDJSJSJ

by urshort October 27, 2019

Preston

The type of person that would be ruined by fanfiction

Preston: What a lovely day to go on discord
Rando: Heres a fucking fanfiction to ruin your day

by I_want_pain December 2, 2019

Preston

A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.

"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"

by MyMomsBFsucks97 January 8, 2020

Preston

A guy that will never get a job

Oh so your a Preston

by Maddyowens February 24, 2020

Preston

When you Preston something you paint it or disguise an item you stole from someone else so they won’t recognize it.

Let’s preston this box so he won’t know it was his.

by BreakingBrandy October 17, 2020

Preston

A extreme simp that acts hella gay towards boys and can never pull any type of chick even if a girl likes him his standard is too high to say yes. He's also ugly, fat, has yellow teeth, his breath be stink.

Preston: Damn girl you fine look at this money I have date me
Allegra: Thanks but no you have no game sorry
Preston: Fuck you then you dumbass hoe

by Baljeet the 3rd October 29, 2020